A drinking club with a running problem.
If you're 21, like to drink beer, socialize, and be outside, then come be a part of the Hash House Harriers! You don’t need to be athletic, as runners and walkers of all abilities are welcome, but you do need a good sense of humor and a willingness for adventure and fun!
Hashing originated in December 1938 in Selayang Quarry, (now Malaysia), when a group of British colonial officers and expatriates began meeting once a week on Monday to run, in a fashion patterned after the traditional British "hare and hounds", to rid themselves of the hangovers of the previous weekend. Albert Stephen Ignatius, "G" or Gispert, is the founder of the Hash House Harriers.
Today Hash House Harriers is an international group of non-competitive running social clubs. An event organized by a club is known as a Hash or simply Hashing, with participants calling themselves Hashers.
The Kiss My H3 fee to run trail is $5 and that includes trail, snacks, and beer. You must be 21 to hash. A trail can be anywhere between 3 and 6 miles, including a beer stop (or two). At the end of every trail we gather together with all attendees and share tales from the trail, sing ridiculous songs, and of course, drink more beer. This is called Circle and it signifies the end of the event, but the fun doesn't stop there. Usually, after a trail, hashers will gather at a bar or restaurant and continue socializing. This is know as the On-After,
Most trails consist of pavement and shiggy (trees and brush). Wear comfortable clothing and shoes that you don't mind getting dirty. Tall, knee high socks (shiggy socks) are worn by many hashers to protect their legs. Also, sun screen and bug spray are a must, especially in the summer.
A trail can last up to two hours and Circle can last as long as there is beer in the cooler! If you want to socialize more after trail, there is always an On-After, which is usually a bar or restaurant near by. If you choose, you could spend the entire evening with hashers!
Everyone is welcome at the hash! We want everyone to feel included and have fun! We can be a little vulgar and sometimes perverted, but it's all in good fun and we have no intentions of offending anyone. That being said, come with an open mind and a good sense of humor!
Welp, some good (bad) things have to come to an end. Let’s rage one last time as this is MeDic’s final trail before he heads(!) to viva Las Vegas for residency.
Meet: The Hidden Treehouse, 4102 Rittiman Rd, San Antonio, TX 78218
Time: 5pm prelube, hares away 6pm
Hare: Don’t Touch MeDic (duh)
Why: Because you can finally kick MeDic out of your hash.
Theme: MeDic...... So basically dress American as fuck, that an American Bald Eagle would land on your shoulder. Preferably with booty shorts. And bananas.
What to bring:
-Mutual hate for MeDic
-Cranium light (it’s dark out dummy)
-Virgins (particularly ones who like 6’3” Libras)
-Pups, no cats
-5 doll hairs
-Expect being useless Sunday
-Oh yeah a whistle too
Trail: Might look familiar if you done a MeDic trail before. That being said expect minimal shiggy and staying dry with a ton of booze.
On-After: Same bar we started at, don’t drink and drive expect lots of booze on this trail. Uber/Lyft or carpool you silly goose, it’s 2019😝✌️
Do you have questions or comments about the event?
Send me a message, and I will get back to you as soon as possible!
-Slide Into Me